Are you done with that bench or can I have a turn? I’ve been waiting all day to get on my burn.

I’m tryna get strong because inside I feel weak. But pretending it won’t take me months ’til I peak.

If you don’t like what you see in the mirror, lean muscles don’t hurt, but neither does beer.

In the gym like in life consistency rules; also true is that you’ll meet lots of tools.

The most you can hope for is not to be one and to always remember life’s best when it’s fun.